MUSIC - MP3s - Lyrics

QuakeMaster

Yo! I've been hearing that a bunch of punk bitches

out there are claiming that they got the skillz to go

toe to toe with the Hawkman in the Quake arena.

Ha ha ha. That's some funny shit.

If you meet up with me on a Quake server, I'll shove my

rail gun so far up your ass, it will knock out your teeth!

 

Check it!

 

The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking Quake god,

got my finger on the trigger and my eye on the quad.

I know it's just a game, but I didn't come to play,

the Hawkman cometh and he's bringing Doomsday.

You say, "impressive", I already know it,

I'm a hardcore player and I'm not afraid to show it.

I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,

the mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.

 

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QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.

The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.

QuakeMaster, of disaster.

The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.

 

We meet on a server, and I say "what's up?",

when we go at it punk, I'm gonna fuck you up.

Got you in my sights and I'm gonna make you bleed,

get used to hearing this, "you have lost the lead."

Cuz while your camping, I'll be cold lamping,

then I'll kick it in, and your ass I'll be stamping.

I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,

the mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.

 

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All right! Now you know what time it is.

I don't care if you're a newbie, or a low ping bastard,

you step to me in the Quake arena and I'm going to tear you

a new virtual Asshole.

Yo! It will sound something like this...

 

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